Middle Age Birthday Quotes

Fun And Fabulous Middle Age Birthday Quotes
That Will Give Your Friend Or Loved One A Kick In The Pants!


If you are feeling like you are at a loss for words when it comes to writing a little something in that card or note, perhaps you might want to go the way of famous quotes. No need to rack your brain any longer, just "borrow" from another to get the job done.


On this page you will find some birthday quotes that are geared toward people who are middle-aged. There are lots of fun options from which to select that are sure to give your recipient a smile or perhaps a bit of a snicker. Birthday quotes have a way of instantly jazzing up your card and making it stand out from among the others.

Although there are hundreds of quotes out there from which to select, I tried to narrow them down a bit and only choose those that might be appropriate for a person who has hit that mid-age point of their life. Many of these quotes owe their notoriety to the many great commentators, philosophers, writers, comics, and actors uttering the words at just the right time, before just the right audience.

Middle Age Birthday Quotes


Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
--Franklin Pierce Adams
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One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young.
--Dorothy Canfield Fisher
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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
--Bob Hope
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At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage.
--John Andrew Holmes
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Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
--Bob Hope
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Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
--Georges Clemenceau
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Middle age is when you're old enough to know better but still young enough to do it.
--Unknown
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Middle Age Birthday Quotes


Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.
--Lillian Carter
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The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
--Doris Day
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Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect.
--Earl Wilson
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Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
--E. Joseph Cossman
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Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.
--William Feather
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In middle age we are apt to reach the horrifying conclusion that all sorrow, all pain, all passionate regret and loss and bitter disillusionment are self-made.
--Kathleen Norris
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Middle Age Birthday Quotes


There are three periods in life: youth, middle age and "how well you look."
--Nelson Rockefeller
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Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work
--Unknown
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The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything; the young know everything.
--Oscar Wilde
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Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
--Ogden Nash
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It is utterly false and cruelly arbitrary to put all the play and learning into childhood, all the work into middle age, and all the regrets into old age.
--Margaret Mead
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Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
--Bill Vaughn
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Middle Age Birthday Quotes


Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
--Don Marquis
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Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time catches up with Mother Nature.
--Harold Coffin
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Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
--Unknown
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Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.
--Dan Bennett
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Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
--Ogden Nash
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Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
--Bennett Cerf
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Middle Age Birthday Quotes - Conclusion


I hope you found something to your liking that is just perfect for the birthday card or note for your friend or loved one. If you just enjoyed reading various quotes and would like to continue to read some others, or perhaps you need a quote for a different age-range, I also have several pages that contain numerous other quotes. Just click: Famous Birthday Quotes and enjoy!


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