Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
--Bob Hope

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
--Georges Clemenceau

Middle age is when you're old enough to know better but still young enough to do it.
--Unknown

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.
--Lillian Carter

The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
--Doris Day

Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect.
--Earl Wilson

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
--E. Joseph Cossman

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.
--William Feather

In middle age we are apt to reach the horrifying conclusion that all sorrow, all pain, all passionate regret and loss and bitter disillusionment are self-made.
--Kathleen Norris

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age and "how well you look."
--Nelson Rockefeller

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work
--Unknown

The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything; the young know everything.
--Oscar Wilde

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
--Ogden Nash

It is utterly false and cruelly arbitrary to put all the play and learning into childhood, all the work into middle age, and all the regrets into old age.
--Margaret Mead

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
--Bill Vaughn

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
--Don Marquis

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time catches up with Mother Nature.
--Harold Coffin

Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
--Unknown

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.
--Dan Bennett

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
--Ogden Nash

Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
--Bennett Cerf