Birthday Quotes Funny Sayings - Free Birthday QuotesFunny Sayings To Add A Little Flair To Your Cards! These birthday quotes funny sayings are not only fun and smile-worthy, but are perfect for jazzing up your cards and notes. Here's a collection of some free birthday quotes that have become famous and memorable as a result of many of our great writers, comics, philosophers, commentators, etc. We also have: Famous Birthday Quotes You've logged so many miles in the voyage of life that you've been upgraded to First Class!
i>--Evelyn Loeb You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again.
--Bonnie Prudden The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
--Jerry M. Wright I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy.
--Goldie Hawn I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.
--Eva Gabor The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.
--Oscar Wilde You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
--Branch Rickey "Isn't it fun getting older" is really a terrible fallacy. That's like saying I prefer driving an old car with a flat tire.
--Katharine Hepburn Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
--Anonymous If things get better with age, then you're approaching magnificent. Age is not important unless you're a cheese.
--Helen Hayes Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
--Ingrid Bergman You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them.
--Arnold Palmer A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas."
--Claude D. Pepper Middle age is when your age starts to show around the middle.
--Bob Hope Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. Return To Top Of Birthday Quotes Funny Return To Famous Birthday Quotes Return To Home Page - Birthday Party Ideas "I know the plans I have for you," says the Lord. "They are plans for
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