Birthday Quotes Funny Sayings

Fun And Fabulous Birthday Quotes Funny
To Spread A Little Joy And Add A Bit Of Humor!


If you are wanting to add a little something that is funny to your cards and notes, but you are having a problem coming up with something to say, perhaps it is time to "borrow" from someone else's repertoire of funny.


These funny birthday quotes are a great way to bring a smile to your friends and loved one's face. They are a sure way to brighten up someone's day, especially when they aren't expecting such a quote to come from you. These quotes have a way of taking a typical greeting card and add a bit of flair to it, along with jazzing up the mundane cards. Here's a great collection of quotes, many of which have been said by the stars we enjoy, the comics who make us laugh, and the sports legends who excite. Enjoy, snicker, and smile as you scroll through these funny birthday quotes.

Birthday Quotes Funny


If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.
--Eubie Blake
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You've logged so many miles in the voyage of life that you've been upgraded to First Class!
--Evelyn Loeb
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You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again.
--Bonnie Prudden
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The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
--Jerry M. Wright
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Birthdays are like buses, never the number you want.
--Unknown
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I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
--Phyllis Diller
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"My birthday!" What a different sound those words had in my youthful ear."
--Thomas Moore
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You would have loved the gift I didn't bother getting you.
--Anonymous
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Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar...Yung No Mo
Unknown Author
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My golden words for your birthday...Smile while you still have teeth.
Unknown Author
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I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.
--Anonymous
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First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
--Branch Rickey
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"Isn't it fun getting older" is really a terrible fallacy. That's like saying I prefer driving an old car with a flat tire.
--Katharine Hepburn
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You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by "for your age".
--Unknown
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Without birthdays we wouldn't know how much makeup to put on in the morning.
--Anonymous
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Is it getting hotter in here or is it just all the candles on your cake?
Author Unknown
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Here's A Few More Birthday Quotes Funny To Select


Wrinkles are tally marks to our birthdays. Here's to another one.
Author Unknown
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I know you'll have a happy birthday...because when it comes to having birthdays, you have a lot of experience.
Unknown Author
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Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it.
Golda Meir
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Age is not important unless you're a cheese.
--Helen Hayes
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Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
--Ingrid Bergman
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You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them.
--Arnold Palmer
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Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it is marchin' across your face.
--Truvy In The Steel Magnolias Movie
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Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar--Yung No Mo.
--Unknown
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The older you get the more stuff you know. So tell me, where are the best senior citizen discounts?
Unknown Author
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You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them.
--"Arnold Palmer
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I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
--Phyllis Diller
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I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old.
--Peter Gabriel
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Birthday Quotes Funny - Conclusion


Hopefully you found a quote that suits your purposes, but if you didn't we have some other pages that offer other categories of quotes. If you did find what you are looking for, but are just in the grove of reading fun quotes, then return to Famous Birthday Quotes page and pick out another quote page--perhaps you might like to go with a specific milestone age this time like 30, 50 or even 100!


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