Birthday Quotes For Men

Fun And Fabulous Birthday Quotes For Men
To Poke Fun, Razz, & Bring Humor To B-Day Cards!


Friends and family hold a special place in our hearts. One of the nice ways of acknowledging to that person that they are indeed extraordinary, is to add a quote to their birthday card; it's a great and easy way to add a bit of a personal touch. Doing so will set your card apart from all the others, along with bringing a smile to the recipient.


A well-placed quote has a way of not only warming the heart, but if it happens to be funny, then it's sure to brighten a person's day. Here's a terrific collection of some free birthday quotes that have become a bit famous and memorable over the years, as a result of many of our great writers, comics, philosophers, and commentators expounding their brilliance for all to hear.


Birthday Quotes For Men


When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
--Molly McGee
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
--H.V. Prochnow
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Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
--Pope John XXIII
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A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
--Arnold Bennett
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Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
--George Bernard Shaw
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The follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
--Helen Rowland
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It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live.
--Marcus Aurelus Antonius
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I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
--Bernard M. Baruch
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No wise man ever wished to be younger.
--Jonathan Swift
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Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
--Chili Davis
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A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
--R.C. Feruson
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They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is to keep it from moving down in your body.
--Author Unknown
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All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
--Author Unknown
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Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.
--Kathy Lette
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Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
--Helen Rowland
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If you still haven't found quite what you're looking for, here are a few more birthday quotes for men. Just remember that most men enjoy a little humor or good-natured ribbing sprinkled into their birthday cards, rather than all heartfelt comments. You probably want to bring a smile or perhaps a little chuckle to the face of that man in your life, rather than opting to just go for the jugular with something that could be hurtful.

Birthday Quotes For Men


Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles.
--Roseanne Barr
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A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
--Zsa Zsa Gabor
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You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
--Author Unknown
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Enjoy your birthday, you're not extinct yet!
--Unknown
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Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and husbands.
--Author Unknown
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You must become an old man in good time if you wish to be an old man long.
--Marcus T. Cicero
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There are three stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus; he doesn't believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
--Author Unknown
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Men grow old, pearls grow yellow, there is no cure for it.
--Chinese Proverb
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Women don't make fools of men, most of them are the "do-it-yourself" types.
--Author Unknown
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Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.
--Maryon Pearson
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You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned.
--Fay Weldon
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If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by typing a little noose around your neck?
--Linda Ellerbee
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If it can't be fixed with duct tape or WD-40, then it's a female problem
--Jason Love
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The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it.
--Jean Paul
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Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women--a little bit of support and a little bit of freedom.
--Jerry Seinfeld
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A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
--Ella Harris
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You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea.
--John Nuveen
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BIRTHDAY QUOTES FOR MEN - CONCLUSION


Hopefully you found the above birthday quotes for men to provide you with the perfect sentiment for that card or note that will put a bit of a smile or perhaps a smirk on the face of that special guy in your life. If however, you haven't found quite what you were looking for, I've got several other pages that also contain some great quotations. My page, Famous Birthday Quotes, houses all the categories I offer ranging from 21st birthdays up to 100th birthdays, along with some basic categories like quotes that are funny, for middle age, etc.


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