Birthday Quotes For Men - Free Birthday QuotesFor Men To Add A Little Flair To Your Cards! These birthday quotes for men are not only fun and smile-worthy, but are perfect for jazzing up your cards and notes. Here's a collection of our favorite free birthday quotes that have become famous and memorable as a result of many of our great writers, comics, philosophers, commentators, etc. We also have: Famous Birthday Quotes Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating. Every man over forty is a scoundrel. A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune. Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. No wise man ever wished to be younger. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others. Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles. You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and husbands. To me, old age is always ten years older than I am. There are three stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus; he doesn't believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. Men grow old, pearls grow yellow, there is no cure for it. Women don't make fools of men, most of them are the "do-it-yourself" types. Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman. If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by typing a little noose around your neck? Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it. Return To Top Of Birthday Quotes For Men Return To Famous Birthday Quotes Return To Home Page - Birthday Party Ideas "I know the plans I have for you," says the Lord. "They are plans for
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