90th Birthday Quotes

Fun And Fabulous 90th Birthday Quotes
For Those Who Have Learned To Laugh At Themselves!


If you are looking for a funny quote or saying to compliment your birthday card, then you will be happy to know that I have several options to throw your way. I'm sure you'll find something among this collection that will put a smile on the birthday honoree's sweet little mug--the one who is about to enter the nifty nineties. They're a perfect add-on to a birthday card, great as a text message for your tech-savvy birthday senior, or piped out onto the birthday cake.


So if you're trying to figure out what to say to that spiffy, nifty, ninety-year-old in your life, you need not look any further; there's something for everyone. I've pulled together this great collection of quotes for those in their 90's who enjoy a good laugh at themselves. If you're on the look for something funny--no problem, we've got you covered. If you want something that has a bit more of a serious tone, that too can be found.

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90th BIRTHDAY QUOTES


Perhaps one has to be very old before one learns how to be amused rather than shocked.
--Pearl S. Buck
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"Oh, to be 70 again." Upon seeing an attractive woman on his 90th birthday.
--Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
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The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
--Jerry M. Wright
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The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
--Pope Paul VI
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
--Lucille Ball
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On your birthday, I've got an idea. Let's replace those 95 candles for 1, that way we can see the cake and eat it too!
Anonymous
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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
--Woody Allen
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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
--Jack Benny
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You've heard of the three ages of man - youth, age, and you are looking wonderful.
--Francis Cardinal Spellman
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Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
--Charles Schulz
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On-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience.
--Shelley Winters
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Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday.'
Steven Wright
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A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ''At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.
Claude D. Pepper
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The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing our enthusiasm.
--Aldous Huxley
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Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.
--J. P. Sears
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A man over 90 is a great comfort to all his elderly neighbors; he is a picket-guard at the extreme outpost; and the young folks of 60 and 70 feel that the enemy must get by him before he can come near their camp.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
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It is better to wear out than to rust out.
--Bishop Richard Cumberland
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I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.
--George Burns
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What have you got to lose at your age? Other than hair, hearing, eyesight, flexibility, memory...
--Anonymous
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Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
--Charles Schulz
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Authorities say brain cells may shrink, but they don't necessarily die. Frankly, I am cheered by the fact that something is shrinking. I'd be even more thrilled if what was shrinking affected my dress size, but you can't have everything.
--Erma Bombeck
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It's never too late to be what you might have been.
--George Eliot
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Age is a matter of feeling, not of years.
--George William Curtis
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May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.
Frank Sinatra
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Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
--Truman Capote
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I think all this talk about age is foolish. Every time I'm one year older, everyone else is too.
--Gloria Swanson
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Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
--Tom Wilson
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Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.
Anthony Powell
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Nobody's "old" anymore--they've just been around for a long time.
--Abigail Van Buren
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Age is not important unless you're cheese.
--Helen Hayes
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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
--Woody Allen
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You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave.
--Quentin Crisp
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90th BIRTHDAY QUOTES - CONCLUSION


Hope you found just what you were looking for in one of the above quotes. If not, I hope you at least cracked a smile or two or got a chuckle out of some of them. If you happen to be lookin' for some quotes for other ages or situations or think a different category might be appropriate, I also have some other pages to help you out in that regard. If the spirit so moves you, just click and scroll on over to my Famous Birthday Quotes and make your selection from there.

If you're also in need of some great party ideas to help you celebrate that 90th birthday in exceptional style, then you might want to click on over to my 90th Birthday Party Ideas page to get your mojo going with some ideas for invites, decor, party food, games, and a lot more! Enjoy!


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