80th Birthday Quotes - Free Birthday QuotesTo Add A Little Flair To Your Cards! These 80th birthday quotes are not only fun and smile-worthy, but are perfect for jazzing up your cards and notes. You have now entered the exciting eighties! We've put together a collection of our favorite free birthday quotes that have become famous and memorable. We also have: Famous Birthday Quotes I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my 87th birthday, I tell them, a paternity suit. The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts, which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape. Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative. Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed. Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. No wise man ever wished to be younger. If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself. When I was younger, i could remember anything, whether it happened or not. The quality, not the longevity of one's life is what is important.
If you survive long enough, you're revered--rather like an old building. They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine. Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative. Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. Once I was looking through the kitchen window at dusk and I saw an old woman looking in. Suddenly the light changed and I realized that the old woman was myself. You see, it all happens on the outside; inside one doesn't change. To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old to do it. A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. I have everything now I had twenty years ago except now it's all lower. With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come. I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now. Return To Top Of 80th Birthday Quotes Return To Famous Birthday Quotes Return To Home Page - Birthday Party Ideas "I know the plans I have for you," says the Lord. "They are plans for
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