80th Birthday Quotes

Fun And Fabulous 80th Birthday Quotes
To Inspire, Bring A Chuckle, & Make Your Card Stand Out In The Crowd!


If you're in the market for some inspirational and/or fun-loving birthday quotes then you are in luck as you have arrived at the right site. These famous quotes are a perfect add-on to an 80th birthday celebration. Not everyone achieves this monumental milestone, so if you know someone who has, you'll want to be sure to celebrate it in style. To set your card apart from others, why not add a fun quotation that is geared toward the golden age of 80?


To help get you started, I created this page of some of the best birthday quotes for this age range. They're perfect for anyone who is about to enter their exciting eighties--like this character that you see below. He looks like he'd be a lot of fun; he's the way I hope to be when I hit his age.

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80th Birthday Quotes


This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday. I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.
--Art Buchwald
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I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
--Unknown
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People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my 87th birthday, I tell them, a paternity suit.
--Unknown
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The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts, which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
--Unknown
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Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
--Unknown
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Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.
--Anthony Powell
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Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
--Cyril Edwin Mitchinson Joad
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For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
--John Glenn
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No wise man ever wished to be younger.
--Jonathan Swift
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If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.
--Unknown
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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
--Mark Twain
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The quality, not the longevity of one's life is what is important.
--Martin Luther King, Jr.
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If you survive long enough, you're revered--rather like an old building.
--Katherine Hepburn
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Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18.
--Mark Twain
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May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.
--Frank Sinatra
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80th Birthday Quotes


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Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
--Maurice Chevalier
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Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
--Cyril Edwin Mitchinson Joad
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Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
--Charles Schultz
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Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
--Sam Ewing
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Once I was looking through the kitchen window at dusk and I saw an old woman looking in. Suddenly the light changed and I realized that the old woman was myself. You see, it all happens on the outside; inside one doesn't change.
--Molly Keane
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To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age.
--Thomas B. Aldrich
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The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old to do it.
--Unknown
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A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams.
--John Barrymore
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I have everything now I had twenty years ago except now it's all lower.
--Gypsy Rose Lee
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We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it. --Anonymous
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With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.
--William Shakespeare
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. --Mark Twain
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You've heard of the three ages of man--youth, age, and 'you are looking wonderful.' --Francis Cardinal Spellman
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I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.
--Anonymous
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80th BIRTHDAY QUOTES - CONCLUSION


Hopefully you found the perfect 80th birthday quotes to convey your heartfelt thoughts or perhaps a little sideline humor for that special someone in your life. We also have some other fun quotation pages from which to choose if you are interested in venturing out of the 80-year-old realm. If this is of interest to you, then all you need to do is visit my page of Famous Birthday Quotes and click on whatever category or age of quotes you'd like to visit.


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