60th Birthday Quotes For That Sweet 60 B-Day!

Fun And Fabulous 60th Birthday Quotes
Poking Fun With A Touch Of Humor!


Turn that Over The Hill Birthday theme into a Sweet 60 Party for that someone special in your life who has achieved that milestone birthday. Now that he/she has lived six decades and experienced a lot of life, they're sure to relate to some of the following quotes that we've gathered together in honor of those 60 years.


If your birthday celebrant has a great sense of humor and is able to laugh at him or herself, then what better way to kick off the fun then with the addition of a birthday quote that pokes a bit of fun at the "aging" guest of honor. These quotes are great for adding a fun saying to a birthday card or perfect as a cake inscription for all to see. If you're hosting a 60th birthday party and want to add some extra fun to the event, you could take some of these 60th birthday quotes and sayings and create signs to hang on the party room walls for all to enjoy. Another fun option would be to greet your guests with the fun sayings by putting them on yard stakes and lining the walkway.

60th Birthday Quotes


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You aren't really 60, just 21 with 39 years' experience.
--Anonymous
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One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.
--Pablo Picasso
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At 60 you at least have excuses.
--Anonymous
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I'm sixty years of age. that's 16 Celsius.
--George Carlin
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Top 10 Signs That You Are 60 Years Old

1. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
2. Most of your sentences begin with, "When I was your age..."
3. Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.
4. You wear black socks with sandals.
5. Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
6. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
7. It takes twice as long to look half as good.
8. Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion.
9. Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.
10. You learn where your prostate is located.

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Wow! It took me sixty years to look this good!
Anonymous
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You know that you are really getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. Its like, "See if you can blow this out."
--Jerry Seinfeld
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After a man passes sixty, his mischief is mainly in his head.
--Washington Irving
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If I had to live again, I would do exactly the same thing. Of course I have regrets, but if you are 60 years old and you have no regrets then you haven't lived.
--Christy Moore
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Today be aware of how you are spending your 1,440 beautiful moments, and spend them wisely.
--Unknown
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Here Are Some More 60th Birthday Quotes


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Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty than I felt at twenty.
--Ellen Glasgow
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Real birthdays are not annual affairs. Real birthdays are the days when we have a new birth.
--Unknown
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Sixty-year old, one owner, needs party...Make offer.
--Unknown
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The only time you really live fully is from thirty to sixty. The young are slaves to dreams; the old servants of regrets. Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits.
--Hervey Allen
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Study until twenty-five, investigate until forty, profession until sixty, at which age I would have him retired on a double allowance.
--Sir William Osler
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After you're finished celebrating your 60th birthday, feel free to stop supporting your children, and start supporting your parents.
--Joe Dean
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On my 60th birthday my wife gave me a superb birthday present. She let me win an argument.
--Unknown
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Some people reach the age of sixty before others.
--Lord Hood
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Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.
--Unknown
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If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.
--Euripides
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Here's A Few More 60th Birthday Quotes


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Looking fifty is great...if you're sixty.
--Joan Rivers
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How old would you be if you didn't know how old you were?
--Satchel Paige
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The maturity of sixty would be better spent if it came at age twenty.
Dane Peddigrew
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There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
--Unknown
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Getting old has its advantages. I can no longer read the bathroom scale.
--Brad Schreiber
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The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.
--T.S. Eliot
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A man of 60 has spent 20 years in bed and over 3 years eating.
--Arnold Bennett
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They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.
--Malcolm Cowley
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To think when one is no longer young, when one is not yet old, that one is no longer young, that one is not yet old, that is perhaps something.
--Unknown
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Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
--Unknown
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60th Birthday Quotes - Conclusion


If you're still in the mood to check out some additional fun sayings and Famous Birthday Quotes, then click on over to my primary quote page and you'll be able to select from one of my other pages that is devoted to a particular age range.


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