50th Birthday Quotes & Famous Sayings

Fun And Fabulous 50th Birthday Quotes
Discover What The Famous Have To Say About Turning 50!


To the individual who has just turned 50 or is counting down to saying goodbye to the fab 40's, congratulations on reaching the half century mark; you have now entered the nifty 50's! Scroll on down and enjoy a little bit of good-natured ribbing with some fun birthday quotes centered upon the infamous 50 years of life.

If you're not the birthday star and you're on the look for some famous birthday quotes that would be perfect for a 50th birthday, you might find the following assortment to be worthy of a smile or two. These quotes are great for jazzin' up a birthday card, speaking one out at just the right moment, or perhaps using one on a birthday cake. Over time these quotes have earned their place among memorable sayings and they are a great way of letting your friends and loved ones know that the best is yet to come.

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There are numerous advantages to being 50--just ask any 80-year old.
--Author Unknown
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Remember when 50 seemed old? If you weren't so old you would! Anonymous
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The only birthday worse than your 50th will be your last. So hang in there; the worst is yet to come.
Anonymous
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I'm not 50, I'm 49.95, plus tax!
--Author Unknown
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Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
--Coco Chanel
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Looking fifty is great if you're sixty.
--Joan Rivers
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Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.
--Author Unknown
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The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.
--Muhammad Ali
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Additional 50th Birthday Quotes:


The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.
--T.S. Eliot
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Happy 50th Birthday!!! Let's crack open a bottle of prune juice.
--Anonymous
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Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th birthday.
--Author Unknown
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After 50 everything that doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
--Author Unknown
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I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.
--Alan Bleasdale
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If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old.
--James A. Garfield
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Gray hair is God's graffiti.
--Bill Cosby
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Here's A Few More 50th Birthday Quotes From Which To Select:


I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my child illegitimate.
--Lady Nancy Astor
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To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
--Oscar Wilde
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I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I can.
--Rita Mae Brown
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A man's as old as he's feeling. A woman as old as she looks.
--Mortimer Collins
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Recycle. Celebrate last year's birthday
--Author Unknown
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I'm 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know?
--Barry Cryer
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More 50th Birthday Quotes From Which To Choose:


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At age 50, everyone has the face he deserves.
--George Orwell
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The heyday of woman's life is the shady side of fifty.
--Elizabeth Cady Stanton
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The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it.
--Doris Day
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Happy 50th Birthday! Let's crack open a bottle of prune juice.
--Unknown
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Being 50 takes stamina and endurance that even youth doesn't offer.
--Author Unknown
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I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming... suddenly you find - at the age of 50, - that a whole new life has opened before you.
--Agatha Christie
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There are numerous advantages in being fifty - just ask any eighty year old!
--Unknown
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You take all of the experience and judgment of men over 50 out of the world and there wouldn't be enough left to run it.
--Henry Ford
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One More Batch Of 50th Birthday Quotes:


Remember how excited you were when you turned 5 years old? You should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!
--Unknown
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In your fifties time becomes precious and must not be wasted - every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap.
--Author Unknown
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At 50 you no longer have hot flashes, you have power surges!
--Unknown
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If you can't do grat things at 50, do small things in a great way.
--Unknown
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At 50, you now realize that getting old isn't fair. And it's hard to make a comeback when you haven't gone anywhere.
--Jon Bratton
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Your fifties is the stage in your life when you become mature, reliable and dependable. In other words, boring, predictable and conventional.
--Author Unknown
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You know you've lost all credibility with your children when they start to buy you socks and slippers for your birthday.
--Author Unknown
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You can still do everything that you did at 20, of course it's all with your doctor's permission.
--Author Unknown
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If you didn't find a quote that floats your boat, then click on back Jack to my Famous Birthday Quotes page. From there you'll be able to select from one of my other 13 birthday quote pages--like one that is geared toward men or women, or perhaps you might like to read the one on middle age, or focus on a particular milestone age.


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