100th Birthday Quotes

Fun And Fabulous 100th Birthday Quotes
To Help You Live It Up Since You're Only 100 Once!


For those of you who qualify, congratulations on being one century old! Welcome to that special elite "club" of the 100-somethings! On this page you'll find lots of great quotes that you can add to your celebration that range from humorous to heartfelt sentimentality.



These famous birthday quotes are not only fun and smile-worthy, but are perfect for jazzing up cards and notes. Birthdays provide the opportunity for us to share not only well wishes with our friends and family, but also a time to poke a little good-natured fun at those we care about and love.

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As you count your blessings and thank God for all He has done, remember to share a heartfelt feeling or emotion, along with perhaps a funny quotation to warm the cockles of the hearts you adore. To help you out, I've put together a collection of some of my most favorite quotes that would be perfect for a 100th birthday.

100th Birthday Quotes


I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
--Bob Hope
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Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
--George Burns
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Age isn't important unless you're cheese.
--Unknown
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The first 100 years are the hardest.
--Wilson Mizner
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As we grow old, the beauty steals inward.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson
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If things get better with age, then you are approaching magnificent.
--Unknown
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Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.
--Louis Kronenberger
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You think you're special because it's your birthday today. That's complete nonsense as you are special every day!
--Unknown
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When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, in my beach house on Maui and I want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college. --Roz Doyle, Frasier
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100th Birthday Quotes



I just want to take this opportunity to wish a Happy Birthday to all of you out there celebrating your 100th birthday today.
--Willard Scott
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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
--Woody Allen
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They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.
--Malcolm Cowley
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As you grow older, you stand for more and fall for less.
--Unknown
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If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
--George Burns
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At my age flowers scare me.
--George Burns

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You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
--Hy Gardner
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At your age...You've seen it all...You've heard it all...You've done it all...You just can't remember it all...
--Unknown
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100th Birthday Quotes


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Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It's more often a succession of jerks.
--Jean Rhys
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Children are a great comfort in your old age--and they help you reach it faster too.
--Lionel Kauffman
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Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read.
--George Burns
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All diseases run into one, old age.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson
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When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.
--George Burns
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He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front.
--Milton Berle
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When you become senile, you won't know it.
--Bill Cosby
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There is absolutely nothing to be said in favor of growing old. There ought to be legislation against it.
--Patrick Moore
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The reason we're doing this now is because I'm booked to play Pasadena the week of my 100th birthday.
--George Burns
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100th Birthday Quotes Conclusion


Hopefully you found some 100th birthday quotes that strike your fancy and that you can use to spice up that special person's birthday card. Also, remember you can add one of these fun quotes to a birthday cake to make it one of a kind, or perhaps send them a smile-worthy birthday quote in a text.

Lastly, if you're in the mood to read a few more quotes, I have several other categories from which to select. I keep that storehouse of options on my main page -- Famous Birthday Quotes where you'll be able to decide which age and/or category to check out.

Enjoy YOUR special day or that special day of a friend or loved one as you celebrate a 100th birthday. After all, how many people achieve that milestone or are privileged enough to participate in the celebration of someone who has!


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