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Age isn't important unless you're cheese.
--Unknown

You're at an age when your back goes out more than you do.
--Unknown

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
--Bob Hope

If things get better with age, then you are approaching magnificent.
--Unknown

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.
--Louis Kronenberger

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them.
--Harrison Ford

I just want to take this opportunity to wish a Happy Birthday to all of you out there celebrating your 100th birthday today.
--Willard Scott

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
--Woody Allen

First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
--Tom Stoppard

As you grow older, you stand for more and fall for less.
--Unknown

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
--George Burns

At my age flowers scare me.
--George Burns

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
--Hy Gardner

At your age...You've seen it all...You've heard it all...You've done it all...You just can't remember it all...
--Unknown

Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It's more often a succession of jerks.
--Jean Rhys

Children are a great comfort in your old age--and they help you reach it faster too.
--Lionel Kauffman

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read.
--George Burns

All diseases run into one, old age.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.
--George Burns

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front.
--Milton Berle

When you become senile, you won't know it.
--Bill Cosby

There is absolutely nothing to be said in favor of growing old. There ought to be legislation against it.
--Patrick Moore

I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
--Bob Hope

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
--George Burns